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Episode 92 – Doctor Meh

Lejon — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 06:05:17 +0000

This week, Bob and Lejon rip the Doctor Who 2011 Christmas Episode to shreds. They’re brutal. But you’ll like it anyway.

Pimps of the Geek:
Lejon: WebMage series by Kelly McCullough
Bob: Sherlock

Episode 91 – Christmas Shopping Horror

Lejon — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 01:23:22 +0000

This week, Bob and Lejon relay tails of bad shopping experiences during the Christmas season. Yeah, don’t let this stuff happen to you.

No Pimps this week. We forgot.

Episode 90 – A Geekmas Carol

Lejon — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 06:13:51 +0000

The Christmas season has arrived again, and Lejon and Bob are revisiting their annual tradition of shopping suggestions for gifting to Geeks. Well, that’s where they started anyway…

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Shopping online
Lejon: Santiago by Mike Resnick

Episode 89 – Assassins Need

Lejon — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 04:06:32 +0000

This week’s discussion… The potential Doctor Who Movie… Possibly.

Pimps of the Geek
Bob: Assassin’s Creed 2 or www.1980-games.com
Lejon: The Cornish Pasty

Episode 88 – Double Infinity

Lejon — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 06:41:54 +0000

The Captains

This week is all about SHATNER, and the Shatnerian production called “The Captains”. Written by Shatner. Starring Shatner. Produced by Shatner.

Harold Hecuba couldn’t be more proud.

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: The Captains
Lejon: The Captains

Episode 87 – Poor Inflatulant Geeks

Lejon — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 05:11:47 +0000

When the slow time of year hits, you get an example of what Bob and Lejon do, which isn’t much.

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: NOTHING
Lejon: Cutco Cutlery

Episode 86 – Eighty-Five

Lejon — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 07:15:28 +0000

This week, Bob and Lejon bring you… NEWS?

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: The Pocket Guide to Break-ups
Lejon: The art of Michael Whelan

Episode 85 – Dios de la Maestro

Lejon — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 06:55:48 +0000

This is the Halloween episode. Geeks be freaky!

Pimps of the geek:
Bob: From Dust
Lejon: The Crow

Episode 84 – No Pimp for You!

Lejon — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 07:07:10 +0000

This week’s discussion: Stargate BABY!

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Touching the Monolith’s new theme music
Lejon: Sams Teach Yourself SQL in 10 Minutes

Episode 83 – I Am Not a Gazelle

Lejon — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 23:51:30 +0000

Matt Smith as The Doctor

It will shock no one that this week’s ep, recorded the day after Doctor Who’s series 6 finale, is all about Doctor Who. Next week, we’ll discuss something different. We Swear on a stack of bibles.

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: ICO and Shadow of the Colossus
Lejon: Ingenious

P.S. We’ve changed the Opening and Closing music… Let us know if it sucks or not. Thanks!

Episode 82 – The World is Good Because Arkham City Exists

Lejon — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 16:05:50 +0000

This week Bob and Lejon recap the Doctor Who Ep “Closing Time”. Not to worry, there’s only one more week of Doctor Who this year, but most important, the recap only takes seven minutes, leaving the rest of the episode open to Lejon’s Interview with Fantasy Author Sam Sykes. Don’t let the goats win, you must enjoy this interview.

Sam Sykes
Tome of the Undergates	Black Halo

Pimps of the Geek:
None this week due to the interview, but Sam has lots of suggestions for you to try.

Episode 81 – Wrong Number

Lejon — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 05:21:06 +0000

This week is another recap of Doctor Who. Be prepared for a couple more of these.

Pimps of the Geek:

Welsh Corgi

Bob: (Half-Assed Pimp) Welsh Corgi
Lejon: Biblical Archeology Review

Episode 80 – No More Jobs

Lejon — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 10:17:10 +0000

Steve Jobs Quits

Bob and Lejon recap a recent Doctor Who episode and launch into news from Geekdom.

Pimps of the Geek:
Lejon: Inglourious Bastards
Bob: (PIMP RESCINDED!) Reboot

Episode 79 – Costume Changes

Lejon — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 02:37:19 +0000

This week Bob and Lejon review the recent Doctor Who episode and discuss in detail the D.C. character reboot in depth.

The New JLA Costumes

The New Harley Quinn Costume 1	The New Harley Quinn Costume 2
The Arkham Asylum Harley Quinn Costume	The Original Harley Quinn Costume

Pimps of the Geek:
Lejon: Unplug and Do Stuff
Bob: Reboot

Episode 78 – Doctor Doctor, Can’t You See I’m Burning Burning

Lejon — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 08:10:03 +0000

This week, Bob and Lejon celebrate Doctor Who’s return from hiatus by discussing the August 27th, 2011 episode.
There ARE SPOILERS. You have been warned.

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Ink
Lejon: Novocaine

Episode 77 – Servatudous

Lejon — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 06:08:52 +0000

Chalk this week’s episode to being off way too damn long. We’re all over the place, and we’re not ashamed to say it.

Lots of stuff and it’s all good. You will enjoy.

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Metro Mint Water
Lejon: Ghost Story by Jim Butcher

Episode 76 – Rewatchability and HP VS. LotR

Lejon — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 23:32:21 +0000

This week the guys discuss TV show rewatchability and Harry Potter VS. Lord of the Rings.

Sit back, and wait for the ride to begin. Please keep your arms inside at all times, and if you begin to feel sick, we aren’t responsible for the mess.

Pimps of the Geek:
Lejon: Kobo
Bob: Thundercats

NOTE: At the time this episode was recorded, Borders Books was in bankruptcy, but still a viable company. Since recording, but prior to posting this episode, Borders Books has announced the corporation is officially going out of business. Please excuse the hiccup. We didn’t know it would happen.

Episode 75 – Independence Day Special

Lejon — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 10:00:48 +0000

This week Lejon and Bob discus Patriotism and recent movies.

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Netflix Insti-queue and Star Trek
Lejon: 500 Days of Summer

Episode 74 – Doctor ComiCon and the Master Bob Brannigan.

Lejon — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 05:32:51 +0000

The Master Bob as Zapp Brannigan

This week Bob and Lejon have a spoilerific discussion of Doctor Who, and then go into depth on Bob’s recent Phoenix ComiCon 2011 adventure

The twists plotten!

Pimps of the Geek:
Lejon: “Side Jobs” by Jim Butcher
Bob: Monk

Episode 73: Dairy Free is the Way to Be!

Bob — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 01:50:58 +0000

Today is another special interview episode!!

Today we have 3 cosplayers on the line. We have Jettie Monday, Casey Mast, and fellow podcaster Raven Lightholme of Fredom of Fetish!

We also have a new toy we hope you enjoy! We’d love your feedback on everything!!

Links to Casey’s Interviews:

Local Phoenix News article: http://blogs.evtrib.com/nerdvana/2011/05/29/sunday-phoenix-comicon-was-sleepier-but-still-a-great-turnout/

Captain Jack featured in this local Fox News bit: http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/traffic/drivers-exam-retake-the-test-5-27-2011

He asks actor Adam Baldwin to be his first mate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtnx2kBSyns

Raven Lightholme:

Episode 72 – Tee with Pip

Lejon — Thu, 26 May 2011 04:22:46 +0000

No Bob this week – instead we have Pip Ballantine and Tee Morris giving us a great interview. Enjoy! It’s a good one.

Books of the Order - Geist and Spectyr

Phoenix Rising a Ministry of Peculiar Occurences novel

Episode 71 – Portal to Doctor Who with Thor on the Side

Lejon — Fri, 20 May 2011 04:36:54 +0000

Touching the Monolith

This week, we’re cross geeking, talking about Iron Man 2, Thor, Doctor Who (With SPOILERS!), Portal Two, and Silk Ties.

Yes, we pull all that together. It is not weird. No, really.

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Portal 2
Lejon: Silk Ties

Episode 69 – Spitting in the Face of Fyzikz

Lejon — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 01:53:04 +0000

This week, Lejon and Bob discuss the gross failure of Physics in movies and TV. Have a listen, it’s a good time. It’s 69 Dudes!

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Vibram 5-Fingered Shoes / Green Lantern WonderCon Trailer
Lejon: Geist by Philippa Ballantine

Episode 68 – It’s Better Than Sliced Toast

Lejon — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 07:14:28 +0000

This week’s ramblings flow through the following topics, and we’re not sure how it happened:

Man from Earth
Doctor Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog
the Book of Bormon the Musical
Doctor Who
Eddie Izzard
Robocop (mini-series, and statue)
LibriVox.org
Web Comic Fanatics
Scott Kurtz and PVPonline
Who’s Faster Superman or The Flash
Ferris Bueller

We’re sure you’ll enjoy!

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Bob: Muppets
Lejon: Hawaiian Shirts

Episode 67 – Farscape to Planet 51 and Counting Legos

Lejon — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 01:43:11 +0000

This week Bob and Lejon cover a lot of ground (largely because Lejon’s a fat bastard). Talk of Farscape, Cloudy with Chance of Meatballs, Planet 51, Legos, and Nathan Lowell. Even the slow bits are intriguing.

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Legos
Lejon: Nathan Lowell

For the record:
Farscape: Season 0ne Episode list from the StarBurst Edition DVD set -
1.) Premier
2.) I, E.T.
3.) Exodus from Genesis
4.) Throne for a Loss
5.) Back and Back and Back to the Future
6.) Thank God it’s Friday…Again
7.) PK Tech Girl
8.) That Old Black Magic
9.) DNA Mad Scientist
10.) They’ve Got a Secret
11.) Till the Blood Runs Clear
12.) Rhapsody in Blue
13.) The Flax
14.) Jeremiah Crichton
15.) Durka Returns
16.) A Human Reaction
17.) Through the Looking Glass
18.) A Bug’s Life
19.) Nerve
20.) The Hidden Memory
21.) Bone to be Wild
22.) Family Ties

Episode 66 – Tnetennba

Lejon — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 06:47:15 +0000

Bob and Lejon talk, at length about stuff. The IT Crowd, The Big Bang Theory, and several other things.

Pimps of the Geek:
Forgotten this week.

Episode 65 – A Rickin’ and a Rollin’

Lejon — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 01:38:11 +0000

This episode, Bob and Lejon talk about nothing related to Rick Astley. We promise.

Pimps of the Geek:
Lejon: Flatland (Librivox.com recording)
Bob: Sphongle and Particle

Episode 64 – New Year Sampling

Lejon — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:20:10 +0000

Yes, it’s a real live episode!

Bob and Lejon talk about a lot of stuff, what we got for Christmas, movies we want to see in 2011, how we liked the new Christmas Ep of Doctor Who… Lots of stuff. If you can follow it, good luck, but we think you’ll enjoy!

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Discworld (Repeat pimp. Repeat: Repeat Pimp)
Lejon: Green Lantern : First Flight

Episode 63 – American Geek IDOLS

Lejon — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 09:15:09 +0000

This episode, Bob and Lejon discuss the icons to which they pay homage as GEEK IDOLS.

It gives a small scary picture into their psyches. Don’t miss it.

Pimps of the Geek:
Lejon: Isaac Asimov’s Foundation Trilogy
Bob: Tron Legacy

Episode 62 – samtsirhC keeG

Lejon — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 06:13:25 +0000

It’s Christmas a little early, so that it ends up just on time.

Bob and Lejon ramble on about this year’s geeky gifts.

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Trinity Blood
Lejon: NiZN Rechargeables

Episode 61 – Super Duper Teams!

Lejon — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 06:20:17 +0000

Were they powered? Did they get along really well and fly together? Who were your favorite super squads?

Bob and Lejon talk about their favorite Super Teams from…. the past…

Pimps of the Geek:
Lejon: Tome of the Undergates by Sam Sykes
Bob: The Trail at House on the Hill by Avalon Hill

Episode 60 – Giant Robot Theatre

Lejon — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 14:50:08 +0000

Bob and Lejon discuss their favorite Giant Robot properties and why they like them.

No, there’s nothing inherently erotic about that.

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: The First Law Trilogy plus One
Lejon: NaNoWriMo

Episode 59 – Episode 59 – Hallowhen it was Our Idea

Lejon — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 06:35:25 +0000

It’s the Halloween Ep! OK, so it’s a little late getting out, it’s not just about Halloween.

We chat about those inventions that we thought of first but never invented, and then someone went and invented them. Then we take a pretty big detour… listen for more.

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Fallout
Lejon: Zerostat

Episode 58 – Ramblin’ Guys

Lejon — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 03:17:30 +0000

Be forewarned – There was no topic for this episode. We made it all up on the fly. Games, 3-D, movies… it was still a lot of fun. You likee!

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Android App Game: Alchemy
Lejon: WebMage

Episode 57 – Star Wars 3rd D

Lejon — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 21:21:18 +0000

This week Bob and Lejon discus the recent news that Star Wars will be converted to 3-D for a whole new audience. If only they were more excited about it.

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Pushing Daisies
Lejon: Shanghai Noon

This Weeks Promos:
Star Wars: Codename Starkeeper [Time - 01:53]
The Adventures of Indiana Jim [Time - 27:17]
Star Wars: Codename Starkeeper [Time -43:13]

[Time -

Episode 56 – Podcast Peaves

Lejon — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 00:10:53 +0000

Do you ever get upset at the little quirks of a podcast or podcaster? So do we.

This week we talk about the stuff that brings podcasts down a notch or two from awesome.

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Fright Night
Lejon: The Daleks

Episode 55 – Your Childhood: Reduced Reused Recycled

Lejon — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 05:38:30 +0000

So, just because last week we thought we’d bring up New Geekdoms, we’re mentioning Recycled ones this week.

Hope you like.

Pimps of the Geek:

Bob: Scott Pilgrim vs the World
Lejon: Dirk Gently

Episode 54 – New Geekdoms

Lejon — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 07:31:41 +0000

This week we return to discuss those new geek zones that have popped up in recent years. From Harry Potter to Joss Whedon you won’t want to miss it.

Pimp of the Geek:

Lejon & Bob: Flight of the Conchords

Episode 53: Geekage Wasteland

admin — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 18:55:03 +0000

After a month, we’re back!

Sorry about the hiatus. Bob’s life got weird, Lejon got hooked on, and was in rehab for, eight different kinds of geekish addictions, but hey, we’re back!

This week’s topic is how to survive an apocalypse, whether it last one night, or fifty hundred!

We’ll see you next week, we promise!!!

The 7th Son Trailer that Almost Happened

Lejon — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 16:39:40 +0000

Episode 52 – Joining the Pack with WNDRwolf

Lejon — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 15:01:51 +0000

Bob’s out this week (he had a case of the “feeling like ass”), so instead we decided to have a guest interview. Jack “the WNDRwolf” from Wander Radio has stopped in and we had a good chat. Listen up, it’s different.

There are no pimps this week.

Episode 51 – Gaming, Tapping, Anderson, and KAHN!

Lejon — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 16:59:03 +0000

Never ask what the title means. Seriously.

This week’s discussion revolves through various games and gaming strategies that Bob and Lejon adhere to. It’s lively. It’s fun. And there’s scantilly clad pictures of Amanda Tapping wrapped in the US Flag… a shame this is all audio isn’t it?

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Trek in the Park
Lejon: Stargate: SG-1

Episode 50 – NOT TO 50!

Lejon — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 04:17:20 +0000

The fiftieth episode and we’ve done up something special.

We provide some history behind our road to geekdom.

It’s a long one, so be prepared to stay a while and listen…

Pimps of the Geek
Lejon: Harlan Ellison®: Dreams with Sharp Teeth
Bob: Star Trek

— Editorial Note – During the episode Lejon mentions that the actor who portrayed the Knight Industries Two Thousand was Jonathan Forsythe. This is incorrect. The actor was actually William Daniels. We apologize for the error.

Episode 49 – Geek Love, ETC.

Lejon — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 22:12:39 +0000

Boys and Girls, we are back with a cast that’ll make you think.

Well, no, it’s a cast about how geeks show their love to their loved ones. Geek Looooooooooove!

Well, actually it’s how Bob and Lejon show their geek love.

You’ll Like it, Trust me!

Pimps of the Geek:
Lejon: How to Make Web Comics
Bob: Fallout 3

Episode 48 – Super Mecha Bah-bu-rah Super Show! Part 2

Bob — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 21:15:03 +0000

The last little bit of the Supershow!

Hope we didn’t break your concentration!

Enjoy the last little bit and give us your thoughts!!

Episode 48 – Super Mecha Bah-bu-rah Super Show! Part 1

Lejon — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 01:21:59 +0000

This ep we have guests. Not Guest Hosts, guests as in those people you ask over to dinner.

We chat up gaming and various stuff in the Tabletop Roll Playing Games world.

Microwaved Boy joins us as well as our Sweet Madam Blue, Jamie.

TTM Ep47 – Growing Pains

Lejon — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 04:43:36 +0000

It’s another week of playing with the format.

Free flow discussion this week. Chatting about this that, Hunter Davis, Apple Development, and a lot of BS.

We all Blame de la Juan Fondue.

Pimps of the Geek:
Lejon: Devil Ducky
Bob: The Wheezy Waiter

Episode 46 – Who is yer Doktor?

Lejon — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 19:01:34 +0000

Everybody hold on to your hats, it’s a FORMAT CHANGE!

Major topics of discussion are NOT spoiler free with concerns to a certain Galafreyan “Doctor”, and the facts fly when Phoenix ComiCon comes up. Beware of a fun ride.

Pimp of the Geek:

Lejon: The IT Crowd

Anti-Pimp of the Geek:

Bob: Red Dead Redemption

The TNG Reunion at Phoenix ComiCon 2010

The complete audio can be found HERE.

Links Discussed!!

Zach Reddy Artist

The Unnamed Abomination!

The Velvet Wesley!

Episode 45 – Astounding Beñets and Coughdrops

Lejon — Thu, 27 May 2010 08:03:59 +0000

Bob and Lejon are back together, and starting to make a habit of it.

This week, amazing things that’ll make you appreciate your health!

Episode 44: Interlude

admin — Sat, 15 May 2010 19:50:06 +0000

Welcome back, Touchers!

This week Lejon De La Juan Fondue could not be present, so again, we attempt an episode with the MicrowavedBoy!

Taking a break from our Evolution by Other series, we decided to have a fun Games episode.

We hope you enjoy!

Episode 43 – Biolution

Lejon — Mon, 10 May 2010 19:41:17 +0000

Yes, it’s come down once again to us being funny and wanting to change ourselves for “the better”.

An examination of our warped minds, or how we’d look with cat and bat parts.

Yes, we’re talking about genetic mods.

Enjoy!

Episode 42: Go Go Gadget Evolution!

admin — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 16:03:20 +0000

This week the guys ramble (and I mean seriously ramble) about the possibilities of self-evolution through the addition of machines and upgrades. This isn’t your mother’s Six Million Dollar Man discussion!

It’s much, much worse.

Thanks again to Gottoon for the idea for the topic!

Listen, upgrade, and evolve!

Episode 41 – Trans Audio Meditation

Lejon — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 09:32:19 +0000

You know you’ve been waiting, and we know you’ve been wanting.

Part 4 of No One SELF is HERE!

Enjoy!

Episode 40: El Rey Del Tiempo

admin — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 01:18:53 +0000

Welcome back, Touchers!

It’s a thrice in a lifetime opportunity! The Doctor is coming back with an all new actor, writer, and production staff!!

The guys reminisce about their favorite Doctor Who episodes, and give a little preface to the new show!

If you weren’t a Doctor Who fan before, maybe now you will be!!

Bonus:

Bill Bailey turns Doctor Who into Belgian Jazz

Episode 39 – Thirty-Nine FOREVER!

Lejon — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 07:03:53 +0000

So, it’s been like, a WHOLE year since we started Touching the Monolith…

Anyone else remember what it was like?

We tried.

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Being Human
Lejon: Caprica

Episode 38 – Geek Friendly

Lejon — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 06:57:38 +0000

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to one and all!

This week, Mrs. Fondue is filling in for Bob, as he was traveling all week on job related business, and just wasn’t up to casting.

This week, we discuss Geek Friendly Non-Geeky topics. We’ll try to make that clearer in the show.

Pimps of the Geek:
Mrs. Fondue: Rebels and Traitors by Lindsay Davis
Lejon: Tim Minchin

Episode 37 – CommentMania!!!

Lejon — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:16:44 +0000

This episode, Bob and Lejon read your comments from the website and respond.

It’s a little more laid back, less structured, and longer than most other episodes. Maybe we’ll end up doing it more often in the future.

Pimps of the Geek:

Bob: Flood by They Might Be Giants
Lejon: cheapass.com

Episode 36 – Now with Wings

Lejon — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 21:19:00 +0000

We’re back. Lejon’s back, Bob’s back, and we’ve hit full force with a vengeance!

This week we discuss only 1 little thing: The Apple iPad.

Our thoughts and gripes.

Pimps of the Geek:
Bob: Nick Sagan’s Idlewild
Lejon: Slumdog Millionaire

Holiday Delays

Lejon — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 05:32:48 +0000

De la Juan Fondue, here.

This week is my go at editing the show, and on top of the week being somewhat busier than expected, there was a holiday involved as well. This is making the show late.

This is not an excuse, simply a statement of fact. We have an episode recorded, and it will be up soon, but it has been delayed:

In the mean time, take a look at this example of the best of Canada from the Olympics opening ceremonies:

Episode 35 – Hot and Six-Sided

Lejon — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 05:41:48 +0000

Mrs. Fondue joins Lejon again this week for a discussion about how writers build worlds and create societies. If you’re into writing, or you’re interested in the process, you’ll find this excellent food for thought.

Pimps of the Geek:

Mrs. Fondue: Charles de Lint
Lejon: Monty Python’s Flying Circus

Episode 34 – Geeking with Girls!

Lejon — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:40:26 +0000

The title really says it all. Mrs. Fondue is back again, filling in for Bob while he’s recovering from being an important person out of his home and in the Midwest.

This week, the discussion rolled back to comments made by our long-time fan Gottoon and his lovely lady, about adding more female friendly content. So, here it is, Geeking with Girls!

Pimps of the Geek:

Mrs. Fondue: Confessions of a Jane Austin Addict, Rude Awakenings of a Jane Austin Addict by Laurie Viera Rigler
Lejon: Tales Before Tolkien

Episode 33 – Audio Fix

Lejon — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 05:59:18 +0000

With Bob still on hiatus, and Mrs. Fondue feeling under the weather, Lejon felt it would be a good time to drop part 3 of No One SELF.

We hope you enjoy!

Episode 32 – Sixth Sense from TED

Lejon — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 02:54:52 +0000

This week Mrs. Fondue joins Lejon while Bob takes a hiatus from the cast.

They discuss the Sixth Sense device revealed at the TED Conference. It’s cool. Trust us.

Pimps of the Geek:

Mrs. Fondue: British Summertime
Lejon: Skeptic Magazine

Special: Christmas 2009!!

admin — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:00:39 +0000

It’s a special Christmas edition of Touching the Monolith!

Reminisce with your hosts about what reminds them of Christmas!

Leave us your comments with what reminds you of the holiday season!

Bonuses!!!!

“Podsafe Christmas” by Jonathan Coulton!

The Star Wars Holiday Special!!

Listen in and Merry Christmas!!

Episode 30: Geekristas Too: Yule Usefuls or Dirty Thirty

admin — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 14:15:37 +0000

Episode Dirty 30!!

More gift ideas for your geek, only this time, they’re useful!

Listen as the guys suggest multiple ways to excite your geek this holiday season!

If you don’t hear from us, Happy Holidays, Merry Chrismahanukwanzakah, and a Happy Festivus for the rest of us!!

Episode 29: Geekrismas or Done With The Dildo

admin — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:23:49 +0000

It’s a holiday episode with your hosts!

Have you a special geek in your life?

Need some gift ideas for your geek?

The guys give some ideas, and explore what Geek gift-giving really is!!

Do you have any ideas? Leave us a comment!

Or sign up to the Forum!

Episode 28: 2001-451-1984

admin — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:38:38 +0000

Welcome to another literary adventure with your brave heroes!

Battle bugs from the end of the universe!

Marvel at technologies far beyond our own!

Laugh at those who can’t remember what year it is!

And be listening for a very special Pimp of the Geek!

Episode 27 – Passing Through the Magnetic Field – Futur Imperfekt

Lejon — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:45:56 +0000

Deviating this week, we are pleased to bring you another diatribe on our thoughts of advancing technologies, and our spin on them. This ep discusses the Emotiv Epoc, contact lens computer displays, brain wave manipulation, and the usual banter.

Pimps of the Geek:

Bob: the Brit-Com “Black Books”

Lejon: the Book “Freakonomics”

~ The Management wishes to apologize for the poor audio quality of the episode, and we point the finger of blame directly at Lejon de la Juan Fondue. Measures have been taken to flog him thoroughly and douse him in brain-bleach. ~

Episode 25-3 Interview Special with Michelle M. Welch

Lejon — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:00:08 +0000

This is the third, and final, interview in our World Fantasy 2009 interview series.

We spoke with Michelle M. Welch, an Arizona fantasy author about her works of fiction, and about the recent anthology of music related speculative fiction that she edited, the Theme and Variations Anthology.

For all you Touchers out there, Bob will be back in our next episode. We know you miss him. Tell him so in the FORUM.

Episode 26 – The Lion, the Witch, and the Elgå

Lejon — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:59:14 +0000

This week, Bob and Lejon are back together again, chatting at large about their favorite fantasy stories and series.

And, far more important than that, they have pimps this week!

Listen to the episode for complete details.

Pimps of the Geek:
Lejon: Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales
Bob: Politcally Correct Bedtime Stories

Episode 25-2 Getting Sonorous with Tee Morris!

Lejon — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:24:08 +0000

As promised, this is the second of our 2009 World Fantasy Convention interviews. We tackled Tee Morris outside his reading with Pip Ballantine, and wrangled an interview.

We hope you enjoy!

Episode 25 – Interview Time with P.J. Ballantine!

Lejon — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:59:21 +0000

Lejon and Bob couldn’t get together to record over Halloween weekend, which is all Lejon’s fault, so you can blame him for this episode.

Lejon and Mrs. Fondue went to the 2009 World Fantasy Convention, and while they were there, Lejon got some interviews.

For the first of the three interviews Lejon was able to get author Philippa Jane Ballantine.

Bob and Lejon will be back again next week, and keep looking for two more special episodes to drop with the rest of the interview series!

Episode 24 – Oh The Tides, They Are A’Changing

Lejon — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:21:47 +0000

Another wonderful round of “What If?”!

The guys wonder if the sky can truly Moon you…

Will you be Lunar, Solar, or maybe something more cliched?

No pimp of the geek this week- We like to have at least five minutes to think about them, and we didn’t.

Listen and Evolve!

Ep 23 – Trailing Trailers

Bob — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:20:41 +0000

And yet another episode where the guys talk about upcoming (and not so upcoming) movie trailers!

Bob Selects a couple re-imaginings and how lies begin.

Lejon discusses general schlock, and why to hate THE MOUSE.

Both had something to pimp this week, but we’re leaving it a surprise.

Episode 22 – Woo Hoo Twenty-Two!!

Bob — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:30:35 +0000

It’s the return of the silly as the guys start afresh with one of their favorite topics: Games!

Bob touts old games made new

Lejon espouses a classic, a not-so-classic, and, well…you’ll just have to listen!

Things are Pimped by our illustrious geeks!

Listen in, and kick that evolution-meter into overdrive!

*AND!!*

Don’t forget to Vote!!

Episode 21: What It Means To Us…

Bob — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:13:16 +0000

This week we explore what it means to be a geek.

This was a tough one, but hopefully we brought up some good points.

No pimps this week, but lots of good conversation.

Fondue may be obsessed with Hannah Montana.

You decide.

*edit* Sound has been fixed. Sorry about the difficulties.

Episode 20 – Through the Ages

admin — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 18:49:32 +0000

The guys talk about fond memories that stayed fond memories!

Lejon talks of his love for rabbits, ducks, and certain Knights who say “Ni!”

Bob drones on about robots, paperboys, and anthropomorphic personficatoins of corporate logos!

Artists of all types are pimped

BONUS: “Heads Up, Hearts Down” by I Fight Dragons

www.ifightdragons.com

www.myspace.com/ifightdragons

Listen, and Evolve!

Are you 20? No, you’re only 19….

admin — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 14:35:48 +0000

We thought you were 20, but you’re only 19.

We thought you were great when we were 6, but now we’re 60 and you suck…

We miss you, even though you were great, and now you’re outdated…

It’s a fun show, a meaningful show, but we’d still like your feedback…

Episode 18 – Audible Correspondence

Lejon — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 22:47:17 +0000

And, by popular demand, we have a Voice Mail show!

We could use more callers, but there’s no pressure. Seriously.

Episode 17 – Appreciate Your A Holes

Lejon — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:49:57 +0000

Lejon is back from vacation, and we have a genuine episode full of stuff for you to munch on!

This week we bring out more games (even some from our own closets, from Germany, and one from a tomb!)

This week’s Pimp’s of the Geek:

Lejon: Farscape
Bob: John Williams

Recovered: Shufflestep…Saved!!

admin — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:44:40 +0000

Turns out the failure wasn’t as catastrophic as the guys thought.

Listen in as Lejon & Bob go head to head with brainless conversation!
Marvel at Fondue’s Tap Dancing Skills!

Listen as Bob makes bad jokes and worse sound effects!

Be there, or be entertained!!

Episode 16 – Old Enough to Drive – Old Enough to Crash

admin — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 00:02:33 +0000

There was an catastrophic failure and this is what we got left… Sorry.

Episode 15: Electric Batmobile

admin — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 13:52:35 +0000

It’s another Futur Unperfect!

The guys discuss the future of the D-cell battery!

Will you be driving your car, or will your car drive you?

Lejon loves an immortal, and Bob loves a tranny!

All of this and more on this week’s episode of Touching The Monolith!

Episode 14 – Audio Fiction Extravaganza, or you know, No One SELF: Part Two

Lejon — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 21:33:38 +0000

Bob once again has unexpected “no show-itus”, so we’re dropping another piece of audio fiction down the pipe.

Lejon wrote a “part two” to his No One SELF story, and we hope you will enjoy!

It’s short, so let us know what you think. Lejon thinks it’s magically wordlicious!

Bob will be back next week.

Opening and closing music for the story by the band MACHINIST.

New Episode – Unlucky 13

Lejon — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:10:00 +0000

It should be said that you should stick to the old standards and never try anything new. At least, never 2 minutes before recording your podcast…

We still successfully got this recorded and posted to our usual “on-time” standards.

This week we have better sound (Woot!)

It’s another What-If! This time, “What if THEY Landed??”

Lejon: They’re coming to kill us all!

Bob: They’re going to bring the answers to all our problems!

Lejon:You’re naive!

Bob: Your mother!

Pimps of the Geek:
Lejon: D&D 4th edition (Hasbro)
Bob: Exalted (White Wolf Games)

Episode 12 – Shorter, and Missing People

Lejon — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 07:14:25 +0000

Bob couldn’t make it this week, so Lejon had to do something unusual.

Based on Episode 6 Futur Unperfect, Lejon wrote a short story using some of the base concepts.

Recorded and online for your approval,

No One SELF

Part One is good to go.

Let Lejon know what you think!

All the Way to Eleven!

Lejon — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:05:01 +0000

It’s a Spinal Tap reference…

This week we go over A LOT of movie trailers.

It’s a good time to watch movies, we give our opinions on what we’d see based on the advertising.

It’s a fine time!

Pimp’s of the Geek:
Bob: Open Ended Fantasy Single-player Role Playing Games
Lejon: Doctor Who

Episode 10: Pretentious Pricks!

Bob — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:04:53 +0000

Welcome to Episode 10! We made it, baby! Adriaaaaaannnn!!

This week, Bob talks about more of his pet peeves

Lejon complains about some people’s parents

Lejon pimps an author

Bob pimps social media!

Voice Mails are played

Jokes are made.

Help us pronounce (and visit) The Thames!

Enjoy!!

Back on Track! Episode Nine

Lejon — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:26:27 +0000

In a concerted effort to “not suck”, Bob proposed that we should do another one of these podcast things one week after the last one.

Scheduling… Who Knew?

In this episode:

We get back to our roots with more Guilty Pleasures!

Lejon chats about the newest member of the family (Kitten from… HELLO!)

Bob guiltily pleasures a building level

Lejon tells us where old campy actors go to die

Bob tells of his love for a cucumber

Fondue gives some cheesy limericks

Bob helps sell a game that never sold well to begin with

Listen in! We’re watching…

BONUS!!: We get a voicemail from Zach recommending DarkFallOnline.com

Where are YOUR voicemails??

Mr. & Mrs. Fondue

Bob — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 17:02:57 +0000

Welcome to Episode 8!!

Listen as we record live!!

This week is a lot of random chat, but we’ll be back to the 1:4:9 next week, we promise!

Bob says “ba-dum-dum-chh” about a million times! Count how many, be correct, and win a mention on the show!

Comments are read, laughs are had, and Fondue pimps a vlog!

Join us, won’t you?

We’re Back!!!

Lejon — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:00:50 +0000

We know you missed us!

We missed you!

Look, the Monolith appears!

Let’s all give it a Touch, shall we?

Episode 6: Futur Unperfect

Bob — Sat, 02 May 2009 17:10:55 +0000

We’re finally on iTunes! Search for us!!

This week:

Lejon fights the overlords

Bob wishes for a brighter future

The usual banter with a smattering of argument!

Join us, won’t you?

Episode 5: The Monolith Strikes Back

Bob — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 21:09:38 +0000

Welcome to Episode 5!!

This week, we mumble about being geeky

Geek ware, geek wear, geek where?

Express your geek pride! Leave us a comment!!

We have a voice mail line now! Tell us your thoughts!

Episode 4: Blaspemy, Blaspheyou, Blaspheverbody in the room…

Lejon — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:35:26 +0000

Well, it was an interesting recording session. Lejon and Bob decided to ask the question “What if”, and the Bible got involved…

Lejon meets Noah halfway across the sky

Bob asks for Jesus’s Green Card

Pimp of the Geek offers alternative ideas

BONUS: Paul & Storm’s “Randy Newman’s Theme from Passion of the Christ!!”

Episode 3: ReDucks

Bob — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:13:57 +0000

Episode 3 finally here!

HAL has been reprimanded, Mung Jon Il has been deposed!

Movie Trailers are judged

The Watchmen Movie is discussed

We make some new friends…or hope we do

What Would Dresden Do?

Bob — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:01:22 +0000

Welcome to Episode 2!!

Please leave comments! We appreciate any and all comments!

This week:

We regale you with our deep game knowledge

We drink from the well of the Stick

Bob gets creative with editing

Lejon tries to talk like a chicken.

The show is still good, in spite of Bob.

Touching the Monolith

Lejon — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:05:27 +0000

A hearty hello and welcome to our first episode!

A brief rundown of the discussion:

Pet peeves: some are more peevish than others, as Bob will describe.

Lejon waxes rhapsodic over his guilty pleasure movies.

General consensus that the show is cool in spite of Bob.